What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
10.06.2025 03:08
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
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Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
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Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
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¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
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And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
Does being poor build better character than being born rich?
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Are Americans really as uneducated and ignorant as portrayed in the media?
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
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Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Why is the world male-dominated?
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
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Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Make Nazis afraid again!
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
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Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
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Shameless vixen! Trollop!